Trailer Trash Tuesday- My new love

I have a confession to make. I have a new love.  I have fallen in love and don't think I can ever go back to the way things were.  This love had always been around and I never really thought about it much.  But circumstances being what they are, love has blossomed.

Now before you go and think that I have truly embraced my Trailer Trash status, I think you may understand when I explain a few of the things my love does for me.

1. Cooks
2. Cleans
3. Gives me facials
4. Washes my hair
5. Cleans the toilet
6. Gets stains out of my carpet

I mean, how can I not be in love.  I was able to sneak a picture....

Check out those biceps!